How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON T.V.?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If you are addicted to dancing, do you have to go through a 12 step program?
If olive oil comes from olives, and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat"?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why do toasters even have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
